A Policeman, a Nurse, and a Nun.

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A Policeman, a Nurse, a Baby, and a Nun.

A policeman, a nurse, and a nun sat in a hospital canteen within the city limits of a very busy hospital. All of them knew each other and often let off steam and debriefed each other and discussed the day's highlights and gathered strength from each other compassion.

The Policeman said, " Are you aware that when an alleged suspect is apprehended and their civil rights have been read and explained to them." which are  " You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned something you may later rely in court anything you say may be given in evidence."

The Nurse said, " Did you know that midwives, labor nurses all over this natural kingdom of ours ask newborns where you come from, and what do you want to be when you grow up", the baby ignored the nurse. The nurse then said " Do you want to be like Robin Hood", baby said " No comment", do you want to be the sheriff of Nottingham, the baby said " No comment", the nurse asked would you want to be like Maid Marian, the baby again said "No comment", and lastly, do you want to be Friar tuck and live in Exter near Robin and Marian and the good Friar, the baby said, "ok then for the last time," No comment". So, after 24 hours mothers and newborns are released. The Nun said, " On their birth certificates always said, Innocent, an Angel, a Healer, a Miracle worker, but never ever a Sinner, but I must remind you that there is an exception to this rule, according to the Bible Psalm 58.3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: the liars go astray as soon they be born, speaking lies. 

"Praise the Lord". Thus they all agreed and parted company with renewed hope, faith, and vigor for the next shift.

God Bless You

May all be well with you 

DMD




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